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Bonita - 16 - England

i blog pretty things, funny things and pretty funny things

    I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button

    because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts

    and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer

    because I don’t

    I really don’t

    (Source: thranduilsshinyeyebrows, via last-t-o-know)

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    "I don’t like NBC Hannibal because it’s just so PRETENTIOUS."

    idiots, everywhere

    Pretentious stems from the same root as pretense: something is pretentious when it’s faking its merit somehow, when it’s pretending to be something it’s not. It has to be empty, unworthy, having a façade to cover a lack of substance.

    Hannibal is not pretending to be anything it’s not, artistically or otherwise. It has emotional and thematic substance behind its imagery and sound design and a dedication to delivering its story in a theatrical, consistently operatic manner. It’s lavish, outrageous, extravagant, over-the-top, overtly stylized, sometimes egregious (I’m looking at you, Mr. Wendigo)—but never pretentious. 

    There’s a part of the novel, Hannibal, from when Hannibal is preparing dinner for himself and Clarice, where he considers whether he has overdecorated, to the point of bad taste.

    He could see that he had too many flowers in the room, and must add more to make it come back right again. Too many was too many, but way too many was just right. 

    You can argue that you don’t like Hannibal's style because it's not to your taste, that you just prefer minimalism in cinema—although I would side-eye you if you said that minimalism is intrinsically better than that which is ornate or lavish—but you cannot argue that this is a flaw in the show itself. If you think it doesn't have the substance to merit this level of chutzpah, you either didn't watch long enough, or most of the show went over your head. 

    (via fuckinghannibal)

    (Source: bonearenaofmyskull, via fuckinghannibal)

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    I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

    (Source: theydidnotexpect, via shrimpluv)

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    sex education at its finest


    "so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

    "It’s every month?"

    "I thought it just lasted a couple years"

    "It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

    "Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

    *upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

    (via shrimpluv)

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    it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

    (via springpup)

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    you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

    (Source: oate, via crystallized-teardrops)

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    i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

    (via trust)

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    "Don’t feel bad for the suicidal cats

    Gotta kill themselves nine times before they get it right”

    (Source: lets-start-a-punk-rock-band, via jvnko)

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    sometimes i forget im a real person

    this is such a weird thing but I understand.

    (via farracuda)

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